Urban Decay's Pocket Rocket, £10.50, is flat shaped to fit into your back pocket and won't burst if you sit on it.
The writing on the packaging uses pheromone-laced ink, too, which although undetectable, apparently enhances sexual attraction.
Best of all, though, in the lid of each of the eight shades is a different, rather attractive looking man – flick the lid and his clothes slowly slide off.
Who needs Jesus when you've got already got a rocket in your pocket?
From selected Boots, Debenhams, House of Fraser, hqhair.com, asos.com, beautyexpert.co.uk and lookfantastic.com.