Your Week Ahead: 'Ted, could you pass me my record collection?' asks Dougal. 'OK, here it is,' replies Father Ted as he passes a single record. 'Oh,' he says, 'and Dougal, you need more than one record for a collection. What you have is a record.' Although this moment from the cult comedy, Father Ted, makes me giggle, I sympathise with the hapless Dougal. I've just bought a turntable, and I too only have one record. But every collection needs a starting point. Don't let anyone put you off. You're in the right groove.