Kris Jenner launched her talk show, The Kris Jenner Show, on Monday evening. Wearing a fitted white top and black skirt ensemble, Kim Kardashian's mum took the opportunity to open up about the moments before Kim gave birth, and the covert operation involved in getting her daughter to the hospital.
Just minutes into the show, Kris first explained the "backstory" – that "It was actually Father's Day weekend", and Kim "had been planning a big thing for Kanye" – a present from Apple co-founders Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak.
Having just filmed for Good Day LA, Kris switched on her BlackBerry in a chauffeur-driven limousine: "She emails me: 'Call me, urgent. I have to have the baby today, emergency, get here fast'.
I call her up, she tells me it's a medical emergency, she's got to get to the hospital and can I get there? and I said I'm with this guy, this driver in this limousine…"
The mum-of-six then "gets the driver to make a pit stop at Kim's, where there are about 300 paparazzi camped outside. I get inside, get Kim, we're packing her bags, getting them all into the trunk…" She goes on to describe calling her friend to meet them at a hotel "with a decoy car, a getaway car."
"So we leave, and of course a couple of the paparazzi are following us. We go to the hotel and the whole way down to the hotel she's (Kim) under a blanket and I hear tap tap tap tap and I go 'who are you emailing? You’re under a blanket and this is an emergency! She says: 'I've got to call Steve Wozniak, he's emailing, he just got here and I don't know what to tell him.'
"I'm like, could we stop with the Steve Wozniak? I said, this is gonna wait, we'll deal with that tomorrow."
The Kardashian family matriarch then describes pulling into the hotel where the mother and daughter duo had agreed to meet her friend.
"She opens the door, she gets out, she moves to the back of the limo, she grabs Kim's bag she's gonna put it in her trunk. All of a sudden, I'm about to get out of the car and who do you think is standing at the hotel, Steve Wozniak!"
Kim, according to her mum, was in 'emergency mode' when she got out of the car "like nothing's happened. Hi Steve how are you?…she's acting like she's at a cocktail party talking to somebody."
After the dramatic car-changing and coincidental meet with Steve Wozniak, Kris finishes off the story in a few concise words: "We drive out, we got the hospital, called the security, into the secret garage, down the secret alley, there’s the wheelchair waiting, up the private elevator, down through the kitchen, up, down, ended up in a room, and then, we had a baby."
Proud daughter Kim was watching her mum's debut from home, obviously delighted by her minute-by-minute breakdown of her birth. She tweeted: "Watching my mom now! Couldn't be more proud!!! Tune into the Kris show now!"
It's a little princess!